…. I wonder if I could get into trouble for this…

Ok.. the keywords that people use to end up on my blog are getting crazier:

• “princess mary” denmark where shops – Did I ever post where she shops?
• “leek massage parlour” - Never knew leek needs massages
• “danish lessons monaco” – I somehow doubt there’s a market for that in Monaco
• “hello ! i m rico” – You too?
• “staropramen delivered” - Someone wants to get drunk on Czech beer

Imagine that.. They just asked me if I was over 16 in the supermarket (I was buying a bottle wine)!

When I cycled past Rådhuspladsen today they started playing the dutch national anthem.. It suddenly made me feel very dutch

The white hats now started to drive around town on trucks! I took this picture from my window. I’m scared, I must go into hiding!

Ok, here we go again. This time from another number!

Girl x: Hej piger Tak for en vildt lækker dag <3

Me: Hey sweet, we’re at k-bar, come join us!

Girl x: Hvad…?

Girl x: Er det ik camilla?

Me: Nope

Girl x: Ups!

Someone at k-bar using my phone: Hehe no, det er bare mig. Hvad sker der, sunshine?

Girl x: Hold da helt kæft der blev jeg godt nok lidt nervøs

Update: Oh shit… I realized this time it could actually have been a guy!

Update 2: Oh wait, I remember double checking with a female colleague from Hello, and she said that the first sentence was almost certain to be from a girl..

person x: Hej mælk <3

me: Hej you! What’s up?

person x: Hvordan har det så ?

me: Celebrating grundlovsdag! And you?

person x: Hvorfor skriver du på engelsk??

me: Because I don’t speak danish yet!

person x: Åh nej… Nu har jeg fået et andet nummer igen!

me: Oh, that’s alright, you can always text me Vi ses!

Am I being part of some social experiment, texting with a bot??

person x: Hej camilia mælk (L)<3

me: Yo, I <3 you too. And Chris says hi! But ummm, who are you?

person x: Leila fra broen ^_^ <3 mig med de store øjne og babyface – (L)<3
(Leila from the bridge, with the big eyes and the babyface)

me: Sorry, the only Leila I know is from Barcelona ! (unless I was so drunk last friday that I can’t remember, haha)

person x: Oh my god! I think I got the wrong number. Sorry!

me: No worries, dear, I won’t tell anyone !